My name is Buck. This is a true story, but the screennames have been changed to protect the innocent.
This is me talking to my friends mom while sitting at his computer:
Lactose: hey
zapduck: hey
zapduck: what's up?
Lactose: not much
Lactose: im buck
zapduck: Did you do anything "special" today?
Lactose: very special
zapduck: like what?
Lactose: they had hershey's kisses at dinner
Lactose: and we played hearts
zapduck: hey - that's bigtime :-)
Lactose: you know it
zapduck: what does im buck mean?
Lactose: i am buck
zapduck: what's buck?
Lactose: my name
zapduck: you have a new name now?
Lactose: its not very new
zapduck: who gave you that name?
Lactose: my mom
zapduck: what do you mean?
Lactose: she was going to name me "singing wolf" or something
Lactose: but my dad wouldnt let her
Lactose: she bargained down to "buck"
zapduck: are you okay?
Lactose: im fine
Lactose: you?
zapduck: very funny - please put Alex on!!!!
Lactose: he's not here
Lactose: im not sure where he went
Lactose: im buck
zapduck: okay - thanks - I'll talk to him later. I'm glad you are Buck!!!
Lactose: and im glad youre zapduck!!
zapduck signed off at 10:37:49 PM.