Welcome to this most basic of webpages. This was a hastily completed project for my Engineering 100 class. I don't really have any content here right now - you should be thankful that I learned how to work this thing at all.

Don't worry though...at least there's this sarcastic text for you to read.

I will not be periodically updating this page in the forseeable future. However, should you feel the need to see a webpage that I actually worked on (and had a format that I was familiar with), ask me and I'll tell you!

In the meantime, here's a Simpson's quote to keep you occupied.

Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son!
Sideshow Bob: Oh, I'll stay away, alright. Stay away...forever.
Homer: Oh no!
Sideshow Bob: Wait, that's no good! (walks away and comes back after a few seconds) I've got it now! Marge, say "stay away from my son" again!
Marge: No!
Sideshow Bob: *shudder*

*Disclaimer* This page does not actually represent the views of one Mr. Scott Ramsey. The sarcastic text above is merely for shock value.