The Saga of asdf -- 1.1.1 The Bloodline of asdf
"We shall sing songs that cleanse the earth, when JLK: comes;
He will reproach the tormenters, then transform them to sheep;
He'll weep, he'll feed, he'll keep, he'll lead, for our weak hearts he'll heed;
And he'll defend us 'gainst the void of lurking, smirking asdf; ..."
The coming of asdf was first prophetized by a folk song originating in the Northern lands. The curiosity lies in that the Northern lands, once a land of exceptional beauty and home to the most intelligent and devout people, suffered heavily from the First Divine Intervention, from which most of its inhabitants lost their free will. The mystery of the transformation of its populus still remains unresolved, though many hypotheses have emerged in attempts to find the true reasons behind the providencial punishment. Some scholarly documents, penned by legendary authors equally, if not more, mysterious as the mystery itself, have made extensive references to this particular piece of folklore: in the Northern Lands, the coming of asdf and JKL; are, if not believed, widely known to be prophetized by the common ancestors of all Northern clans, the people that "were the precurse of the human accompanishments that are surely to supersede the belief in a higher power than us, or, them" (General Historics, Volume XI, Page 34892). The precise causes as to why the General Historics Generation Algorithm has chosen these precise words to describe the ancestors of the Northern clans can never be known, since men and machines are, ever since their emergence, "failing more and more at understanding the other party, like lions and rabbits, the sun and the moon, a camel and the tides, an angry husband and an angry wife, or a fleeting sadness and a piece of marshmellow" (General Historics, Volume II, Page 29). However, some most authoritative scribes within the discourse of litterae ex machina have vocalized their opinion on the first words among the entire dictation: while "precurse" is but a forerunning, a certain substring within this particular word is suggestive of a hidden meaning. Unfortunately, the uncertainty they have imbibed in exchange for their renewed controversial status within the intellectual circles was too much for their now frail innards, which have grown quite selective of their ingestions from years of controlled intaking. Their hidden pain came to show itself when their symptoms became apparent enough for themselves to accept: the most popular member among them was sighted randomly bursting into tears 547 times for the entire past year.
He will reproach the tormenters, then transform them to sheep;
He'll weep, he'll feed, he'll keep, he'll lead, for our weak hearts he'll heed;
And he'll defend us 'gainst the void of lurking, smirking asdf; ..."
The coming of asdf was first prophetized by a folk song originating in the Northern lands. The curiosity lies in that the Northern lands, once a land of exceptional beauty and home to the most intelligent and devout people, suffered heavily from the First Divine Intervention, from which most of its inhabitants lost their free will. The mystery of the transformation of its populus still remains unresolved, though many hypotheses have emerged in attempts to find the true reasons behind the providencial punishment. Some scholarly documents, penned by legendary authors equally, if not more, mysterious as the mystery itself, have made extensive references to this particular piece of folklore: in the Northern Lands, the coming of asdf and JKL; are, if not believed, widely known to be prophetized by the common ancestors of all Northern clans, the people that "were the precurse of the human accompanishments that are surely to supersede the belief in a higher power than us, or, them" (General Historics, Volume XI, Page 34892). The precise causes as to why the General Historics Generation Algorithm has chosen these precise words to describe the ancestors of the Northern clans can never be known, since men and machines are, ever since their emergence, "failing more and more at understanding the other party, like lions and rabbits, the sun and the moon, a camel and the tides, an angry husband and an angry wife, or a fleeting sadness and a piece of marshmellow" (General Historics, Volume II, Page 29). However, some most authoritative scribes within the discourse of litterae ex machina have vocalized their opinion on the first words among the entire dictation: while "precurse" is but a forerunning, a certain substring within this particular word is suggestive of a hidden meaning. Unfortunately, the uncertainty they have imbibed in exchange for their renewed controversial status within the intellectual circles was too much for their now frail innards, which have grown quite selective of their ingestions from years of controlled intaking. Their hidden pain came to show itself when their symptoms became apparent enough for themselves to accept: the most popular member among them was sighted randomly bursting into tears 547 times for the entire past year.
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